Back by popular demand! Requested by the masses! The incredible block busting post “Appropriate yet inappropriate photos” is back! new and improved and better then ever! Ha, Ha I’m just stupid and childish and now and then I like to escape the serious world and just have a laugh. Version 2.0 has the same ground rules, read on and give us the FUNNY….. Go see the original post here for some inspiration https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/04/22/appropriate-yet-inappropriate-photos/
Appropriate for my site yes! For my usual readership, hell Yes! For other stick up the ass, bouche, condescending sites whose readers have the attention span of a gerbil, the sense of humor of a comma patient – Maybe not so much! I have decided that this week I am going to just let my hair down and have some fun with some sexy photo campaigns from ad agencies from around the world. Like they say Sex sells. These are ads that push the inappropriate line of sex innuendos to sell a product or idea. I am going to give you some of my own twisted, seriously inappropriate captions and you see if you can add an even better caption then mine in your comments! Come on now, my usual suspects. Dont let me down I know how funny and dirty you guys can get! come get some! Dont make me call you out by name! Stoopidhousewifes, Lafemmeroar, Lizziecracked, Lorna, J.a.m, Guapo, Ohmar, Cayman, Linda, Lorrelee…………..I will copy some of your captions into my post next to my captions so they show up on the post and we can compare, funny for funny and dirty for dirty.
BIDPETE: Not tonight honey I have a headache (this is an ad for a jeans company)
EL Guapo: Honey,does all the heroin I shot make my ass look fat?
BIDPETE: This is why women don’t like to walk their dogs (like you ladies say all men are dogs)
EL Guapo: Not all undergarments can hide unsightly growths.
BIDPETE: Girl friend I wish I could find a good man like you have? Hold on I will shit you another one!
The original caption is a great one (becoming a donor is probably your only chance to get inside her)
EL Guapo: I always dress like this when I know BIDPete is watching!
BIDPETE: Dental work will be required.
EL Guapo: WOW! I never get anything this meaty at home!
BIDPETE: Viagra’s version of dick in a box. (this is an ad for Viagra)
BIDPETE: New and improved suck popsicles from pfizer pharmaceuticals
BIDPETE: Damn! now you tell me how easy it was not to get busted. (this is an ad for post it notes)
EL Guapo: Bill finally found a way to save himeslf from the “morning-after-embarassment” of one night stands.
BIDPETE: I got one word for you honey WAX. (this is an ad for a female tightening cream)
EL Guapo: (No. No way in hell I’m writing what I just thought of.)
BIDPETE: O.M.G. I’m scared of this woman! (look close there should be 5 pillars) Damn!! she will need a 5 gallon pail of the tightening cream from the above photo…(this is an ad for a female lubricant) I can’t help it this is some seriously funny shit.
EL Guapo: We warm our seats the old fashioned way.
BIDPETE: Dude how was your date last night? It was great! You wanna smell my pillar!
BIDPETE: Is it time to play hide and seek again
Please, Please, Please no hate emails! If you are new to my site, read https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2011/06/04/because-you-are-a-bitch/ https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2010/12/05/what-you-think-your-a-man/ https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/i-dont-love-my-wife-2/ https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/06/11/father-is-what-i-am-2/ ABOUT ME and MY GOAL before you tell me about how this is degrading to women. And you will see that I am PRO WOMEN. I know all of these show women in not the best light. I did not take the pictures I am just having some fun and a few laughs with them. So here is one about men.
This is an ad for a gay bar.
EL Guapo: The Catholic Seminary Soccer Team wants YOU!
Cayman: If not for the uni’s in that team photo, I’d have sworn it was the Red Sox.
BIDPETE: Penn state alumni meeting
BIDPETE: Pennsylvania Breaking news! Six men shot in the face.