Appropriate yet inappropriate photos


I told you not to make the HULK ANGRY!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  St. Patrick’s Day Hangover

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “And you thought blueballs were bad?”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  Here’s to GOING GREEN

Appropriate for my site yes! For my usual readership, hell Yes! For other stick up the ass, bouche, condescending sites whose readers have the attention span of a gerbil, the sense of humor of a comma patient – Maybe not so much! I have decided that this week I am going to just let my hair down and have some  fun with some sexy photo campaigns from ad agencies from around the world. Like they say Sex sells. These are ads that push the inappropriate line of sex innuendos to sell a product or idea. I am going to give you some of my own twisted, seriously inappropriate captions and you see if you can add an even better caption then mine in your comments! Come on now, my usual suspects. Dont let me down I know how funny and dirty you guys can get! come get some! Dont make me call you out by name! Stoopidhousewifes, Lafemmeroar, Lizziecracked, Lorna, J.a.m, Guapo, Ohmar, Cayman, Linda, Lorrelee…………..I will copy some of your captions into my post next to my captions so they show up on the post and we can compare, funny for funny and dirty for dirty.

Make my Martini JERCKED NO STIRRED!           Enjoy your COCKtail!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  Deep throating can get your drunk

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  THIS will make you speak German … TULOSBA!!

 http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  Kill 2 birds with one stone. Put it in and drink it up, but not necessarily in that order

Practice safe food, always wear a hair net when EATING TACO!      To save a life remember; 3 short breaths followed by chest compressions.

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  Bushtache

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “I wanted a chainsaw like in Army of Darkness, but they said this would be safer”  “WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE, CLOUSEAU??!?”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  I hate parsley on my food, but this is fine!

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  Discount if you cum together.

To kneel or not to kneel that was the question? I like your answer!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  I worship the Schlong

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Flirt Vodka – for disinfecting the worst cuts and scratches”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  Flirt Vodka will make you happy … real happy

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  So good, you’ll drop to your knees. **Apply liberally to wombs post-event.

Sure i got an extra cigarette right here for you!    Yes of course it’s a lite cigarette!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  Don’t blow smoke in my mouth

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “No no no, blow and suck mean the same thing here”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Smoking Kills” … that’s just a myth!

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Before I go down, you are going to have to filter that.”

Before Proactive!       I’ll take Nipple for 200 Alex!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  I’ve got milk in my zit!

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Do you think I should pop it?”

 http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  Squeeze here and you might get a surprise

 http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  Can I touch you zit?

Its magic baby!     I’m just a love machine!    Armed and Dangerous!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  One of your hands keeps giving me “the birdie”

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Shiva is also the god of love.”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/Said:  This way I’ll reach every hole

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Would you tell Susan I like it rough and are those Peter’s hands? If this wasn’t so hot, I’d be really grossed out right now.”

This could be worse, these stitches could be in your ASS!     What part of XXL did you not believe!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  Aftermath of a blow job marathon

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Wear protection – you do not want a cold sore down there!”

 http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  I take deep throat VERY seriously

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  That was really a mouthful.

Takes an asshole to know an asshole!          Looks like a preparation H. day!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  De-constipating the job market

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  This is how many asses it takes to run an office

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Back! Back from whence you came, Yuppies!”

 http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  “All aboard the StinkHole!”

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39 responses to “Appropriate yet inappropriate photos

  1. Androgoth

    Yes this is definitely fitting for your Space BDP
    and perhaps you should indulge further, push the
    boat out and really give your readership the hump
    day special… Well it is wednesday after all 🙂 lmao

    Have a great day BDP 🙂

    Androgoth

    • I’d love to see your captions for these, Androgoth!
      Hope all is well on your side of the world.

      • Androgoth

        Are you able to access my Space El Guapo
        I had a big glitch and had to change username
        so a lot of my friends haven’t been on recently
        and I was thinking that you were having some
        problems also? 😦 It is okay if you can get in,
        and would rather read instead of a comment,
        as a lot do that on my Space, I would just like
        to know if you have been locked out is what I
        am trying to say and going a long way around
        saying so… lol

        I will have to take another look at this one and
        see what I can come up with my friend 🙂 🙂

        Androgoth

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  3. RC

    PETE!! Why’d you have to call me out?!! LOL.

    1. Here’s to GOING GREEN
    2. THIS will make you speak German … TULOSBA!!
    3. I hate parsley on my food, but this is fine!
    4. Flirt Vodka will make you happy … real happy
    5. “Smoking Kills” … that’s just a myth!
    6. Squeeze here and you might get a surprise
    7. This way I’ll reach every hole
    8. I take deep throat VERY seriously
    9. This is how many asses it takes to run an office

  4. Reblogged this on tenthingsilike and commented:
    Check out this hilarious post from Break It Down Pete! Love photos like these, especially in advertisements… enjoy

  5. After the Hulk one:
    1. Kill 2 birds with one stone. Put it in and drink it up, but not necessarily in that order
    2. Discount if you cum together.
    3. So good, you’ll drop to your knees. **Apply liberally to wombs post-event.
    4. “Before I go down, you are going to have to filter that.”
    5. Can I touch you zit?
    6. “Would you tell Susan I like it rough and are those Peter’s hands? If this wasn’t so hot, I’d be really grossed out right now.”
    7. That was really a mouthful.
    8. “All aboard the StinkHole!”

  6. “And you thought blueballs were bad?”
    “I wanted a chainsaw like in Army of Darkness, but they said this would be safer”
    “WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE, CLOUSEAU??!?”
    “Flirt Vodka – for disinfecting the worst cuts and scratches”
    “No no no, blow and suck mean the same thing here”
    “Do you think I should pop it?”
    “Shiva is also the god of love.”
    “Wear protection – you do not want a cold sore down there!”
    “Back! Back from whence you came, Yuppies!”

  7. Well Pete, you’ve gone and done it! You’ve rewritten the well worn phrase “A picture is worth a thousand words.” Now…thanks to you, it’s only worth 7 dirty words. But hey, better to cut to the chase, right? It’s more fun that way.

  8. Here’s my take:

    1. St. Patrick’s Day Hangover
    2. Deep throating can get your drunk
    3. Bushtache
    4. I worship the Schlong
    5. Don’t blow smoke in my mouth
    6. I’ve got milk in my zit!
    7. One of your hands keeps giving me “the birdie”
    8. Aftermath of a blow job marathon
    9. De-constipating the job market

  9. hmmmmm – oh I would be happy to play ..you so must know it or you wouldn’t have called me out now huh? cept I can’t see any of the pictures cept the bottom three… hahahaha the one on the bottom – did you do that on purpose? I’ll be back..armed and witty… watch out! 😉

    • ahhh.. I got it now.. just a load problem….
      1. Absolut – putting the COCK in your TAIL.. and making it look yummy too.
      ok be back with the rest….gotta go to church… lmao

      • LizzieC – Are you going to church because of that’s what you do, or to seek absolution for the caption? 😉

          • I go to church ..to get on my knees… 🙄
            on with the rest of my captions:
            where did we leave off yesterday? oh yes….
            2. They say we begin to look similar to our significant others after time goes by…lets take Harry for instance, here with his girl Muffy…
            3. Flirt Vodka – Makes Getting on your knees oh so worth it….
            4. no need for the smoke AFTER…
            5. Why they call Zits a third Nipple.
            6. Hands some Devil.
            7. Fail. (I really got nothing ..even remotely printable for this one)
            8. Ass Talking..you;d be amazed how many try to get into it….
            or.. Say something brilliant or talk out your ass. Bet you can;t guess which one will bring the masses?

            Have a nice day.. 🙂 I have been absolved (I prayed for forgiveness in advance yesterday)

  10. Game on Pete! 😉

    My pictures are all PG or G, and if you find anything suggestive in my captions, well, I can see where you mind has been lately…

    I must say that when I search for pictures, I am appalled at some of the stuff that pops up on my screen (no pun intended, but it was good nonetheless). Golly, the Internet is fully of naughty pictures. And I’m such an innocent person. 🙂

  11. It’s always puzzled me the way we glorify violence — killing and maiming people — yet we cringe and slam our knees together when it comes to sex. It’s okay to see Roseanne slammed in the face with a telephone pole, but it’s not okay to depict her enjoying a human one. Some of the ads here are actually very funny, but you KNOW how I feel about the green buns :-)! But, Pete, wtf is that hanging between them and ruining my view?

    • I thought that was a really cool picture. It’s actually 3 beer bottles. I guess some one could just grab the 3rd. one firmly and move it to the side or maybe drain it?

    • One more thing… Are you off your Meds? Where did the violence part of your comment come from? Should i remove this post? You know how Pro women i am…Advise me my dear. I was hoping this post was taken in good fun and humor.

      • OMG, Pete! Not at all!! My criticism is of our Puritanical attitude toward sex. We censor something that is so natural and pleasurable, but we glorify things that are not. I LOVE the post! And it is taken in VERY good humor! I do, however, believe it’s time for my meds … Have a good one!

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