No JOKE it is a jungle out there when it comes to checking accounts. Remember BANKS ARE A BUSINESS! They are in the business of making money. Banks will do everything legally that they can to separate you from your money through hidden fee’s, fine print and rewards programs that most of the time will cost you more than the possible rewards they offer. It is basic math, banks will go out of business if they give you more than they get out of you! Visit a branch and the employees are bank salesman. Visit their website and your head might explode from all the confusion they will cause you through fine print, legalese and misdirection. But fear not, I am here to save your head from exploding. WHY? Because I’m the MAN! And I kinda like you. The key to saving yourself some money is to research and compare banks. Ahhh no shit there Sherlock so far you aren’t telling me SHIT! I could literally spend a month jumping from bank to bank websites trying to compare checking accounts so give me something Mr. Break it downnnnn and make it short and sweet because I have the attention span of a gerbil and I am a lazy SOB. Before I beat your ass! Old man. Ok, Ok, chill, get the sand out of your vagina. Put down the cub cake and I will give you a minute to take your hand away from your crotch and move it to the mouse so you can click this link. Here is the one and only website you need to compare every bank tailored to your specific needs. http://www.findabetterbank.com/ YOUR WELCOME! NOW SAY YOUR SORRY AND GET IN LINE TO KISS THE RING!
So the gas station down the street just finished raping you when you filled your gas tank and you are pissed. You thought about pistol-whipping the attendant and taking your money back because now you are a broke ass bitch. Then you thought about having to spend the next year in jail and you realised that you are not only a broke ass bitch but also a pussy. So you came to your senses, drove home, sat down and decided that you are going to stick it to the life sucking oil companies. And purchase a HYBRID. Well i am here to tell you that if you do purchase a hybrid you are not only all the things you thought about yourself above but now you are also a dumb ass bitch. Read the article below and look at the research do the numbers and don’t fall for the hype.
||Years to Break Even
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|2009 Chevy Malibu vs.2009 Chevy Malibu Hybrid
|2009 Honda Civic EX vs. 2009 Honda Civic Hybrid
|2009 Chrysler Aspen vs. 2009 Chrysler Aspen Hybrid
|2009 Toyota Corolla LE vs. 2009 Toyota Prius
|2009 Toyota Camry LE vs. 2009 Toyota Prius
|2009 GMC Yukon vs. 2009 GMC Yukon Hybrid
|2009 Toyota Camry XLE vs. 2009 Toyota Camry Hybrid
|2009 Nissan Altima vs. 2009 Nissan Altima Hybrid
|2008 Lexus GS 430 vs. 2008 Lexus GS 450h
|2008 Toyota Highlander Limited vs. 2008 Toyota Highlander Hybrid Limited
|2008 Lexus RX 350 vs. 2008 Lexus RX 400h