Back by popular demand! Requested by the masses! The incredible block busting post “Appropriate yet inappropriate photos” is back! new and improved and better then ever! Ha, Ha I’m just stupid and childish and now and then I like to escape the serious world and just have a laugh. Version 2.0 has the same ground rules, read on and give us the FUNNY….. Go see the original post here for some inspiration https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/04/22/appropriate-yet-inappropriate-photos/
Appropriate for my site yes! For my usual readership, hell Yes! For other stick up the ass, bouche, condescending sites whose readers have the attention span of a gerbil, the sense of humor of a comma patient – Maybe not so much! I have decided that this week I am going to just let my hair down and have some fun with some sexy photo campaigns from ad agencies from around the world. Like they say Sex sells. These are ads that push the inappropriate line of sex innuendos to sell a product or idea. I am going to give you some of my own twisted, seriously inappropriate captions and you see if you can add an even better caption then mine in your comments! Come on now, my usual suspects. Dont let me down I know how funny and dirty you guys can get! come get some! Dont make me call you out by name! Stoopidhousewifes, Lafemmeroar, Lizziecracked, Lorna, J.a.m, Guapo, Ohmar, Cayman, Linda, Lorrelee…………..I will copy some of your captions into my post next to my captions so they show up on the post and we can compare, funny for funny and dirty for dirty.
BIDPETE: Not tonight honey I have a headache (this is an ad for a jeans company)
EL Guapo: Honey,does all the heroin I shot make my ass look fat?
BIDPETE: This is why women don’t like to walk their dogs (like you ladies say all men are dogs)
EL Guapo: Not all undergarments can hide unsightly growths.
BIDPETE: Girl friend I wish I could find a good man like you have? Hold on I will shit you another one!
The original caption is a great one (becoming a donor is probably your only chance to get inside her)
EL Guapo: I always dress like this when I know BIDPete is watching!
BIDPETE: Dental work will be required.
EL Guapo: WOW! I never get anything this meaty at home!
BIDPETE: Viagra’s version of dick in a box. (this is an ad for Viagra)
BIDPETE: New and improved suck popsicles from pfizer pharmaceuticals
BIDPETE: Damn! now you tell me how easy it was not to get busted. (this is an ad for post it notes)
EL Guapo: Bill finally found a way to save himeslf from the “morning-after-embarassment” of one night stands.
BIDPETE: I got one word for you honey WAX. (this is an ad for a female tightening cream)
EL Guapo: (No. No way in hell I’m writing what I just thought of.)
BIDPETE: O.M.G. I’m scared of this woman! (look close there should be 5 pillars) Damn!! she will need a 5 gallon pail of the tightening cream from the above photo…(this is an ad for a female lubricant) I can’t help it this is some seriously funny shit.
EL Guapo: We warm our seats the old fashioned way.
BIDPETE: Dude how was your date last night? It was great! You wanna smell my pillar!
BIDPETE: Is it time to play hide and seek again
Please, Please, Please no hate emails! If you are new to my site, read https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2011/06/04/because-you-are-a-bitch/ https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2010/12/05/what-you-think-your-a-man/ https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/02/14/i-dont-love-my-wife-2/ https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/06/11/father-is-what-i-am-2/ ABOUT ME and MY GOAL before you tell me about how this is degrading to women. And you will see that I am PRO WOMEN. I know all of these show women in not the best light. I did not take the pictures I am just having some fun and a few laughs with them. So here is one about men.
This is an ad for a gay bar.
EL Guapo: The Catholic Seminary Soccer Team wants YOU!
Cayman: If not for the uni’s in that team photo, I’d have sworn it was the Red Sox.
BIDPETE: Penn state alumni meeting
BIDPETE: Pennsylvania Breaking news! Six men shot in the face.
BREAK IT DOWN PETE 
The chick with a post-it on her head … very practical tactic on the man’s part … he’ll never have “Name-nesia” in the morning.
Funny collection Pete
HILARIOUS!!!
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This is a great posting BDP
I need to call in here more
often me thinks? 🙂
Have a wicked weekend…
Androgoth
–The SOCCER photo is Fan-Freaking-Tastic!!
What’s up Kim! I am glad you don’t let some of my childish post keep you away! I try in my own dopey way to say what you so professionally say on your site. Love the Anthonio story! I allways want to comment on your post, but the words never come out. Anyway I have your Badge. Smile!
If not for the uni’s in that team photo, I’d have sworn it was the Red Sox.
Ha,Ha close your eyes and you can clearly see Bobby V. and Dustin
Second time around, I saw Guapo’s take on these pics. That magnificent bastard! Ever loving goodness…..
I’m a Bobby V guy (Yes, there are Yankee fans who will admit as much. Not that there’s anything with that.) , so Dustin is the one on his knees, right?
I can not stop laughing. you both are out of control.
No Pete. HE’S out of control. I’m just playing Ringo.
1 – Honey,does all the heroin I shot make my ass look fat?
2 – Not all undergarments can hide unsightly growths.
3 – I always dress like this when I know BIDPete is watching!
4 – WOW! I never get anything this meaty at home!
5 – (I got nothin)
6 – Bill finally found a way to save himeslf from the “morning-after-embarassment” of one night stands.
7 – (No. No way in hell I’m writing what I just thought of.)
8 – We warm our seats the old fashioned way.
9 – The Catholic Seminary Soccer Team wants YOU!
Guapo! You never, ever disappoint. #1 is on point #3 Yea I have that affect on women #7 I know how you feel I have some really sick ones but don’t want my W.P. account closed. #9 You went there! I wanted to go there but I told you guys from day one I was not going to talk religion.
I can appreciate the not talking about religion, but dude, if you’re gonna lob me a softball like that…
My man. Thats what i am talking about when i said you never disappoint, forget the soft ball, i threw you a beach ball and you hit a grand slam. I wanted you to know that i had the same caption. I just did not post it because i bitched up under my own personal rule about politics and religion. You guys can speak on it, i just don’t know enough about them to hold a conversation. Plus they are a no win conversation. BUT I DID GO THERE ON PENN STATE! check out the new caption.
Ha – another great set! Loved the Round 2 captions!
oh no he didnt…. you didnt ..
Oh yes he did, I did and going to do it again!
These are naughty and funny–especially that last one. I burst out laughing at that one!
Ohhhh no I am embarrassed you read this post. Looks like the last one will hit a nerve with a lot of readers.
No, it was funny! I wasn’t offended, and I am pure as the driven snow, well, sort of… 😉
Hey stop telling porkies Lorna 🙂 lol Kidding
Androgoth XXx
Bwahahahahahaha where do you FIND this shit? I can;t even come up with anything good right now.. my head hurts but I don’t know what tightening cream is supposed to tighten… and the five posts one – I didn;t get it but it hit me like a brick when i did… you got a wicked sick sense of humor man… course thats part of the reason I adore you 🙂 I’ll be back .. 😛
Lizzie you always make me smile “I don’t know what tightening cream is supposed to tighten” Bwahahahahahaha Check out crazy ass Guapo.