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Underworld is BACK!

Be still my beating heart, relent my dear Wood, only a few more weeks before these glorious eye’s can gaze upon the beauty that is the magnificent DEATH DEALER extraordinaire Kate Beckinsale! Oh Yea the hottest kick ass woman in a  body suit is BACK! And this time she is in 3D. Is there anything hotter than a sexy woman in a body suit? let me answer that for you – YES!  a Sexy woman naked,  a sexy woman naked playing twister, a sexy woman naked playing twister while eating a banana. OK, OK way to f-up a wet dream. It was a rhetorical question you dream killing zombie. Shit I would rather have a weeks worth of E.D. than to ask you guys another question. Now back to my fantasy if that’s ok with you mister no life having. But just think about Hally Berry as storm from x-men or Carrie-Anne Moss (Trinity) from the Matrix and who can forget Scarlett Johansson from Iron Man.  Plus I bet you could name about a thousand other. But none is hotter or more bad ass than Kate. I am a big fan of the underworld franchise and I can not wait for the latest installment in 3D. Here is the trailer for your viewing pleasure.


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I loved every second of this movie. I go to these types of movies to be entertained not to be educated or to find the meaning of life. Go to www.thehatchettimes.wordpress.com for a full blown review when available. That details plots, characters, directors, story lines, you know shit like that. The hatchet times is brilliant. All the main stream reviewers are killing this movie over its violence and treatment of the women characters plus unbelievable story line… UH DUH… IT’S A FREAKING MOVIE, you know NOT REAL. And we all know that you have to say what you say because you have to please your stuffy, overly sensitive, politically correct networks, bosses, advertisers and viewers. I saw the trailer, i know the director is from the WATCHMEN and 300. So i went to see it hoping and expecting to see extreme violence (check) hot women in tight outfits (check) amazing stunning special effects – CGI (double-check) poor acting (check) and for all you pimple faced gamers who are whining that it’s a poor version of a video game. You should have stayed home. Cleaned your pacifier, changed your pamper and continued to play your RPG’S in your dark lonely rooms. If you enjoy movies like INCEPTION, KICK ASS, KILL BILL, NINJA ASSASSINS, SIN CITY, you know movies that are different and creative that are just plain fun and entertaining. Then SUCKER PUNCH is a movie you should see just because it is fun. If you want to see a GREAT movie that is thought provoking, emotionally moving and possibly life changing that every body in the world should see but won’t because the main stream media and reviewers type cast it as just another BLACK MOVIE. Is the incredible movie FOR COLORED GIRLS. It should have been named FOR ALL GIRLS. Rent this movie – see this movie and use it as a teaching moment!

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