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Sex Position Names, Link


How
Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while he squats and dips his penis in and out of your vagina.
Benefit
Aside from getting that eye contact, the extra rush of blood into your head will increase the ecstasy.
Bonus
Have him dribble chocolate syrup or honey into your mouth. It gets more of your senses involved and amps up the whole experience.

BUTTER CHURNER: You should go to prison for doing this to your partner.

How
He enters you from the missionary position, then slides his chest and legs off your body so his pelvis is in the same location but his limbs form an “X” with yours.
Benefit
You feel more of his body in motion.
Bonus
Use this unique angle to massage his back, butt, or legs as he thrusts.

X-FACTOR: This ain’t no singing competition

How
He sits, legs bent, leaning back on his hands and forearms. You do the same and then inch toward him until you connect.
Benefit
You’ll both feel really connected looking at each other. Increase your stimulation by grinding your clitoris against his pelvis.
Bonus
Slide ice cubes down his chest and let the cold water collect at the base of his pelvis.

MAGIC MOUNTAIN: Now you see it now you don’t

How
With both of you standing, you bend over at the waist; he enters you from behind.
Benefit
Bending over helps make the vaginal walls tighter and increases the intensity of the friction.
Bonus
Have him tickle your clitoris with his free hand, or loosely tie your hands together with a silky scarf.

STAND AND DELIVER: I got your package right here, same day delivery

How
While he sits on the bed or a chair, back yourself into his lap and spoon each other while seated.
Benefit
Because you can’t see your partner, fantasizing is easier, which can ad too the excitement.
Bonus
Tighten the muscles of your pelvic floor so you can grip him and keep him erect.

THE CABOOSE: All Aboard, this train is going home

How
From missionary position, you raise your legs and extend them straight out (forming a “V”).
Benefit
This allows for good body contact with the vulva.
Bonus
Try grabbing your ankles. It can give you stability and an added stretch.

VALEDICTORIAN: Here’s your Mic! I got your 4.o right here

How
Near the edge of a bed or bench, rest on the hip and forearm of one side and press your thighs together. Your man stands and straddles you, entering from behind.
Benefit
Keeping your legs pressed together allows for a tighter hold on him as he thrusts.
Bonus
Instead of letting him do all the work, try thrusting you hips slightly to match his tempo.

CORKSCREW:

How
Get on your hands and feet and have him pick you up by the pelvis. Then grip his waist with your thighs.
Benefit
Aside from being a fabulous arm workout for you, this male-dominant move allows him deeper penetration and an amazing view of your assets.
Bonus
Try resting on a table or the side of the bed and give your arms a break.

WHEELBARROW: I said give me ten push ups

How
Similar to the popular Cowgirl position, you kneel on top of him, pushing off his chest and sliding up and down his thighs. But he helps by supporting some of your weight and grabbing your hips or thighs while he rises to meet each thrust.
Benefit
Less stress on your legs, making climaxing easier. Plus, female-dominant positions delay his climax, so everyone wins.
Bonus
Alternate between shallow and deep thrusting to stimulate different parts of the vagina.

COWGIRL’S HELPER: Wake me up when your done.

How
Standing on one foot, face your guy and wrap your other leg around his waist while he helps support you.
Benefit
Allows for quality face time and connecting.
Bonus
If you’re a Flexi Lexie, try putting the raised leg on his shoulder for even deeper penetration.

BALLET DANCER: So you think you can dance

Here are the pictures and link I promised. Now stop calling me for them! You perv’s! Actually your comments were great on the original post so you earned this, but your still perv’s.

http://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-relationships/sex-positions?pos=11

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Sex Position Names


https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/05/11/sex-position-names-link/ Click this link for the answers with pictures!

Ahhhhhhhh Shit, finally! My Man! you are going to break down the sex thingggggggggggg! First things first, you can get all kinds of wound up just from the names of some of the positions! Now I have been around for a long time and this is not my first rodeo. But WTF out of about 35 sex position names I could only identify about 3. SON OF A BITCH I’m pissed, but on the floor in tears with laughter over visualizing theses names. Give it your best shot and see if you know what some of these positions are. Spell some of them out for me if you think you can. In a few days I will share the link to the pictures and descriptions to the names of the positions. If you are nice to me of course? 1. The pretzel dip 2. Flatiron 3. G-wiz 4. Face off 5. Cowgirls helper 6. Leap frog 7. Ballet dancer 8. Cork screw 9. Wheel barrow 10. X-factor 11. The caboose 12. Stand and deliver 13. Butter churner 14. The seashell 15. Magic mountain 16. The pinball wizard 17. Valedictorian.    SERIOUSLY? THE PRETZEL DIP!
Disclaimer: Warning: Unless you work for cirque du soleil some of these positions can kill you! or at least dislocate something. Holy flying salami I think I need a cigaret and a nap after reading this list. Or at the very least a shower!

UPDATE!   So Mr. Guapo-lisious has thrown down the gauntlet. Him and his young self, hanging from ceiling fans and shit! Now I ain’t no spring chicken but we have some moves of our own cause my woman is all acrobatic and shit, don’t let the grey hairs fool you. We got moves like  1. The wheel chair  2. The sit down and don’t move  3. The Advil  4. The oops my bad  5. The resuscitation.  6. The don’t you wish.  These are just a few because I can’t give you all my moves in one post. You young kids ain’t ready for all that freakness!

My Grown Folk back me up on this one (Ha,Ha I said back me up. Thats my secret move.) Let these young kids know how we roll!

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