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Champions of the WORLD!


Champions of the WORLD! Common MANNNNN it never gets old this WINNING thing! The NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS started this BLUE VORTEX of Death back when they beat the shit out of those Bitch ass Jets not knowing that it would consume the entire football world. 1st it sucks the football life out of those COWGIRLS before moving to those angry birds of Atlanta. After clipping the wings from those silly birds it heads up to colder weather where they feasted on some 15-1 Cheese Heads and totally took apart the NFL’S MVP Aaron Rogers. The BLUE VORTEX then set course for the number one defense in the NFL. After a knock down drag out fist fight the NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS took the NFC title and headed for Indianapolis to meet and destroy the legacy of one Tommy Girl and his punk as coach Billy the horrible BEli-CHICK. Man do I love me some football and the BIG BLUE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS. And now that the season is over I will get back to some serious breaking it down, so hang on tight it is going to be a bumpy ride. You know I am the most interesting man in the world (stay thirsty my friends) and now I have a Super bowl championship, A Grammy nominated follower (Linda Chorney) Beautiful, Amazing, Smart, Strong WOMEN followers. Smart, tough,Real MEN followers. And Patriots fans that are followers who are CRYING IN THEIR BEER! Come Get Some! hA, hA, COULD NOT HELP IT! NOTHING BUT LOVE…….

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N.Y. GIANTS WIN!!!!


Come on MAN! Did you have any doubts? Last week they simply took apart the cheese heads in their own house. Punishing Aaron Rogers at every turn, over powering their offensive line and embarrassing their defensive line. So how could you doubt that they would not destroy the 49ers? This is N.Y. FOOTBALL baby! Smash mouth, school yard bully I’m gonna take your heart FOOTBALL! Add to that the BLUE VORTEX OF DEATH and the 49ers had NO chance. Bring on those bitch ass patriots and their bullshit coach Beli-CHICK because we are about to kick some serious ass!

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GO BIG BLUE!


So one of my east coast readers sent me this video on the Pittsburgh Steelers, talking about how we are in steeler nation. And it almost brought a tear to my eye’s. It is soooo CUTE. O.M.G. it’s ADORABLE. Now don’t get me wrong STYX the group is the man and I like the music, but Pleaseeeeeee it hasn’t been steeler nation since the days of the steel curtain when Jack Lambert, Jack Ham, Mike Webster,Lynn Swan,  Franco Harris, Terry Bradshaw ruled the NFL. . Yes i know they have won the most titles with 6. But 4 were with that bad ass hall of fame group and only 2  with this group of drunk driving, long hair wearing dancing with the stars group in the last 31 years and in that same amount of time the Giants have won 3 times. The east coast is BIG BLUE COUNTRY. and we have a few kinda bad ass artist of our own. Oh I don’t know have you ever heard of say… JAY Z!  Now this is how we roll, down and dirty in the streets of N.Y.C. Come get some! Bring it! Now take a look at some real hits!  Ha,Ha Just having some fun you guys, don’t get all serious on me, you know I have much love and respect for you guys. Just doing a little shit talking.

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