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Sex Position Names


https://breakitdownpete.wordpress.com/2012/05/11/sex-position-names-link/ Click this link for the answers with pictures!

Ahhhhhhhh Shit, finally! My Man! you are going to break down the sex thingggggggggggg! First things first, you can get all kinds of wound up just from the names of some of the positions! Now I have been around for a long time and this is not my first rodeo. But WTF out of about 35 sex position names I could only identify about 3. SON OF A BITCH I’m pissed, but on the floor in tears with laughter over visualizing theses names. Give it your best shot and see if you know what some of these positions are. Spell some of them out for me if you think you can. In a few days I will share the link to the pictures and descriptions to the names of the positions. If you are nice to me of course? 1. The pretzel dip 2. Flatiron 3. G-wiz 4. Face off 5. Cowgirls helper 6. Leap frog 7. Ballet dancer 8. Cork screw 9. Wheel barrow 10. X-factor 11. The caboose 12. Stand and deliver 13. Butter churner 14. The seashell 15. Magic mountain 16. The pinball wizard 17. Valedictorian.    SERIOUSLY? THE PRETZEL DIP!
Disclaimer: Warning: Unless you work for cirque du soleil some of these positions can kill you! or at least dislocate something. Holy flying salami I think I need a cigaret and a nap after reading this list. Or at the very least a shower!

UPDATE!   So Mr. Guapo-lisious has thrown down the gauntlet. Him and his young self, hanging from ceiling fans and shit! Now I ain’t no spring chicken but we have some moves of our own cause my woman is all acrobatic and shit, don’t let the grey hairs fool you. We got moves like  1. The wheel chair  2. The sit down and don’t move  3. The Advil  4. The oops my bad  5. The resuscitation.  6. The don’t you wish.  These are just a few because I can’t give you all my moves in one post. You young kids ain’t ready for all that freakness!

My Grown Folk back me up on this one (Ha,Ha I said back me up. Thats my secret move.) Let these young kids know how we roll!

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Appropriate yet inappropriate photos


I told you not to make the HULK ANGRY!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  St. Patrick’s Day Hangover

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “And you thought blueballs were bad?”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  Here’s to GOING GREEN

Appropriate for my site yes! For my usual readership, hell Yes! For other stick up the ass, bouche, condescending sites whose readers have the attention span of a gerbil, the sense of humor of a comma patient – Maybe not so much! I have decided that this week I am going to just let my hair down and have some  fun with some sexy photo campaigns from ad agencies from around the world. Like they say Sex sells. These are ads that push the inappropriate line of sex innuendos to sell a product or idea. I am going to give you some of my own twisted, seriously inappropriate captions and you see if you can add an even better caption then mine in your comments! Come on now, my usual suspects. Dont let me down I know how funny and dirty you guys can get! come get some! Dont make me call you out by name! Stoopidhousewifes, Lafemmeroar, Lizziecracked, Lorna, J.a.m, Guapo, Ohmar, Cayman, Linda, Lorrelee…………..I will copy some of your captions into my post next to my captions so they show up on the post and we can compare, funny for funny and dirty for dirty.

Make my Martini JERCKED NO STIRRED!           Enjoy your COCKtail!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  Deep throating can get your drunk

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  THIS will make you speak German … TULOSBA!!

 http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  Kill 2 birds with one stone. Put it in and drink it up, but not necessarily in that order

Practice safe food, always wear a hair net when EATING TACO!      To save a life remember; 3 short breaths followed by chest compressions.

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  Bushtache

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “I wanted a chainsaw like in Army of Darkness, but they said this would be safer”  “WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY WIFE, CLOUSEAU??!?”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  I hate parsley on my food, but this is fine!

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  Discount if you cum together.

To kneel or not to kneel that was the question? I like your answer!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  I worship the Schlong

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Flirt Vodka – for disinfecting the worst cuts and scratches”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  Flirt Vodka will make you happy … real happy

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  So good, you’ll drop to your knees. **Apply liberally to wombs post-event.

Sure i got an extra cigarette right here for you!    Yes of course it’s a lite cigarette!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  Don’t blow smoke in my mouth

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “No no no, blow and suck mean the same thing here”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Smoking Kills” … that’s just a myth!

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Before I go down, you are going to have to filter that.”

Before Proactive!       I’ll take Nipple for 200 Alex!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  I’ve got milk in my zit!

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Do you think I should pop it?”

 http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  Squeeze here and you might get a surprise

 http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  Can I touch you zit?

Its magic baby!     I’m just a love machine!    Armed and Dangerous!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  One of your hands keeps giving me “the birdie”

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Shiva is also the god of love.”

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/Said:  This way I’ll reach every hole

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Would you tell Susan I like it rough and are those Peter’s hands? If this wasn’t so hot, I’d be really grossed out right now.”

This could be worse, these stitches could be in your ASS!     What part of XXL did you not believe!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  Aftermath of a blow job marathon

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Wear protection – you do not want a cold sore down there!”

 http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  I take deep throat VERY seriously

http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  That was really a mouthful.

Takes an asshole to know an asshole!          Looks like a preparation H. day!

http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/ Said:  De-constipating the job market

http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/ Said:  This is how many asses it takes to run an office

http://guapola.wordpress.com/ Said:  “Back! Back from whence you came, Yuppies!”

 http://articlesofabsurdity.wordpress.com/ Said:  “All aboard the StinkHole!”

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CREDIT 101.1a quiz answers


Thank you to all who contributed to this post and for having some fun with the comments. Below you will find the answers to the quiz. What I want and hope is that you will consider your credit and the value it has on your finances. I will continue to post on this topic in the future. In the mean time here is the greatest link to the most informative site I  know on this topic. Go there and use it! It is a great resource!       WWW.CREDITFAIRY.ORG     Please give me some feed back on this resource. Do you have one we should know about?

1. It is impossible to change what’s in your credit report.
False

Correct! Inaccuracies, errors, out of date information canbe fixed with the credit bureaus. Accurate negative information (late payments, delinquencies, etc.) less than seven years old cannot be magically “erased” from your report, but you can begin to rebuild your credit by making positive financial choices going forward.

2. You have to make a lot of money to have a good credit score.
False

Correct! Your income is not included as part of your credit score or credit bureau report.

3. Paying cash for every purchase hurts your credit.

True

Correct! If you do not have any established sources of credit—credit cards, loans, etc.—lenders will actually consider you a credit risk. Paying your bills on time, using varied sources of credit and building a long credit history can bolster your credit score. Consider taking out a small loan and paying it off quickly or opening a new credit card and paying your charges off each month to help boost your score.

4. You have multiple credit scores.

True

Correct! You actually have at least four credit scores! Each of the three credit bureaus—Experian, Equifax and TransUnion—calculates your credit score based on their own information and data, in addition to calculating your FICO score based on their own information as well.

5. It takes 7 years to fix a poor credit score.
False

Correct! Negative credit items like late payments, defaults or delinquencies do remain on your credit report for seven years on average. However, you can begin to rebuild your credit score almost immediately by adding positive items (like on-time payments) to your credit history, thereby diluting the effect of past negative items.

6. Keeping old credit card accounts open can improve your credit score.

True

Correct! Length of credit history accounts for at least 15 percent of your overall credit score, so if you have a number of credit cards and decide you want to close one, selecting the card with the longest history is not the best choice. Payment history accounts for up to 35 percent of your score, so make sure you keep the cards you’ve had the longest, and pay them on time every month. The longer you’ve had a card with a good payment history, the better!

7. When you get married, your credit score is merged with your spouse’s.
False

Correct! Your credit history is unique to you…forever. However, if you apply for joint credit (car loan, home mortgage, etc.) with your spouse, both credit histories will be reviewed. If one of you has a negative credit history, it can affect whether or not you will be approved for the loan and its terms.

8. Checking your credit report can hurt or lower it.
False

Correct! You have the right to check your credit report anytime; this is called an “administrative inquiry” and it does not affect your credit score. However, too many inquiries made by potential lenders over a twelve month period canlower your score, so be careful about opening too many cards or applying for too many loans in one year.

9. Credit scores and credit reports are two different things.

True

Correct! Your credit report is a comprehensive listing of all your current and past credit cards, loans, and other personal financial data. Your credit scoreis a number calculated from the data in your credit report and other information, like checking accounts.

10. Bankruptcy is a “fresh start” for troubled credit.
False

Correct! Bankruptcies are reflected on your credit report…so while you won’t owe any outstanding debts anymore once you have filed for bankruptcy, the bankruptcy itself will still have a negative impact on your overall credit score.

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Credit 101.1 QUIZ


So let’s try this again!  From the top this time!  CREDIT! CREDIT! CREDIT! you can not get away from this word and what it means in your life. Here is the definition straight out of the dictionary. You can easily see that the word CREDIT is a good thing until you fuck it up! then its your worst nightmare. Like that house you promised your baby you would buy her, before CREDIT made you a liar! Or why you still live with your MaMa because CREDIT said No Way Jose to the only apartment your broke ass could afford. And the reason your ass is broke is because CREDIT told your potential employer that you are a dead beat loser who might be a risk to hire. Yea, Yea, get the sand out of your vagina and stop your crying I know this is not the majority of you that I speak of. I know there are many legit reasons for having a poor credit score like your company down sizing and kicking your ass to the curb, or your dumb ass cheating and your partner kicking you to the curb like the dog that you are and taking your CREDIT with them. Or that Casanova you met on-line that you traveled overseas to marry only to find out that he was already married to 3 other women, and a prison escapee who conned you out of your good credit. Wait shit this one doesn’t count if this is you then you are already to stupid for me to help. Or the evil bankers who sold you that million dollar house while you were working at Micky D’s. Or the family member you co-signed for, who turned up on Americas Most Wanted. I am not talking about you! I am mostly talking about me! Back in the day! Before I became older then dirt! I was probably all of these except the overseas one. That one I have no sympathy for i’m just going to keep laughing at your dumb ass. So get a grip! Answer the quiz I am about to give you and help me educate others!

Dictionary definition:

1. commendation or honor given for some action, quality, etc.: Give credit where it is due.
2. a source of pride or honor: You are a credit to your school.
3. the ascription or acknowledgment of something as due or properly attributable to a person, institution, etc.: She got a screen credit for photography.
4. trustworthiness; credibility: a witness of credit.
  5. confidence in a purchaser’s ability and intention to pay, displayed by entrusting the buyer with goods or services without immediate payment.
  6. reputation of solvency and probity, entitling a person to be trusted in buying or borrowing: Your credit is good.
  7. influence or authority resulting from the confidence of others or from one’s reputation.
8. time allowed for payment for goods or services obtained on trust: 90 days’ credit.
9. repute; reputation; esteem.
  10. a sum of money due to a person; anything valuable standing on the credit side of an account: He has an outstanding credit of $50.
  11. Education .

a. official acceptance and recording of the work completed by a student in a particular course of study.
  12.Bookkeeping .

a. an entry of payment or value received on an account.
b. the right-hand side of an account on which such entries are made ( opposed to debit).
  an entry, or the total shown, on the credit side.
  13. any deposit or sum of money against which a person may draw.

Have good credit and life is much easier. Take this quiz and leave me your answers in the comments, like this  (1. T – F  2. T – F) etc. and in a day or two I will post the answers and continue on this CREDIT journey. Or not if you tell me i’m full of shit and you want me to shut up on this topic.

1. It is impossible to change what’s in your credit report.

True
False

2. You have to make a lot of money to have a good credit score.

True
False

3. Paying cash for every purchase hurts your credit.

True
False

4. You have multiple credit scores.

True
False

5. It takes 7 years to fix a poor credit score.

True
False

6. Keeping old credit card accounts open can improve your credit score.

True
False

7. When you get married, your credit score is merged with your spouse’s.

True
False

8. Checking your credit report can hurt or lower it.

True
False

9. Credit scores and credit reports are two different things.

True
False

10. Bankruptcy is a “fresh start” for troubled credit.

True
False

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Punching You in the Face!


 Views from the Couch

There is nothing wrong with being right.

You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face

12 Feb 2012 1,003 Comments

by queenofthecouchin Parenting and Random ShitTags: , , , , , ,

On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:

I am sure every girl can recall, at least once as a child,  coming home and telling their parents, uncle, aunt or grandparent about a boy who had pulled her hair, hit her, teased her, pushed her or committed some other playground crime.  I will bet money that most of those, if not all, will tell you that they were told “Oh, that just means he likes you”.  I never really thought much about it before having a daughter of my own.  I find it appalling that this line of bullshit is still being fed to young children.  Look, if you want to tell your child that being verbally and/or physically abused is an acceptable sign of affection, i urge you to rethink your parenting strategy.  If you try and feed MY daughter that crap, you better bring protective gear because I am going to shower you with the brand of “affection” you are endorsing.

When the fuck was it decided that we should start teaching our daughters to accept being belittled, disrespected and abused as endearing treatment?  And we have the audacity to wonder why women stay in abusive relationships?  How did society become so oblivious to the fact that we were conditioning our daughters to endure abusive treatment, much less view it as romantic overtures? Is this where the phrase “hitting on girls” comes from? Well, here is a tip: Save the “it’s so cute when he gets hateful/physical with her because it means he loves her” asshattery  for your own kids, not mine. While you’re at it, keep them away from my kids until you decide to teach them respect and boundaries.

My daughter is `10 years old and has come home on more than one occasion recounting an incident at school in which she was teased or harassed by a male classmate.  There has been several times when someone that she was retelling the story to responded with the old, “that just means he likes you” line.  Wrong.  I want my daughter to know that being disrespected is NEVER acceptable.  I want my daughter to know that if someone likes her and respects her, much less LOVES her, they don’t hurt her and they don’t put her down.  I want my daughter to know that the  boy called her ugly or pushed her or pulled her hair didn’t do it because he admires her, it is because he is a little asshole and assholes are an occurrence of society that  will have to be dealt with for the rest of her life.  I want my daughter to know how to deal with assholes she will encounter throughout her life. For now, I want my daughter to know that if someone is verbally harassing her, she should tell the teacher and if the teacher does nothing, she should  tell me.  If someone physically touches her, tell the teacher then,  if it continues, to yell, “STOP TOUCHING/PUNCHING/PUSHING ME” in the middle of class or the hallway, then tell me.  Last year, one little boy stole her silly bandz from her.  He just grabbed her and yanked a handful of them off of her wrist.  When I went to the school to address the incident, the teacher smiled and explained it away to her, in front of me, “he probably has a crush on you”. Okay, the boy walked up to my daughter, grabbed and held her by the arm  and forcibly removed her bracelets from her as she struggled and you want to convince her that she should be flattered?  Fuck off.  I am going to punch you in the face but I hope you realize it is just my way of thanking you for the great advice you gave my daughter.  If these same advice givers’ sons came home crying because another male classmate was pushing them, pulling their hair, hitting them or calling them names, I would bet dollars to donuts they would tell him to defend themselves and kick the kid’s ass, if necessary.  They sure as shit wouldn’t say, “he probably just wants a play date”.

I will teach my daughter to accept nothing less than respect.  Anyone who hurts her physically or emotionally doesn’t deserve her respect, friendship or love.  I will teach my boys the same thing as well as the fact that hitting on girls doesn’t involve hitting girls.  I can’t teach my daughter to respect herself if I am teaching her that no one else has to respect her.  I can’t raise sons that respect women, if I teach them that bullying is a valid expression of affection.

The next time that someone offers up that little “secret” to my daughter, I am going to slap the person across the face and yell, “I LOVE YOU”.

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I don’t LOVE my WIFE!


THIS IS A REPOST OF ONE OF MY PREVIOUS POST: HOPE YOU ENJOY IT FOR VALENTINES DAY! I WILL DELETE IT IN A FEW DAYS….

NO I don’t love my wife, “I am IN LOVE with my wife!!” My friends let’s get this straight, if you are not IN LOVE with your committed partner then you need to put in some serious overtime into your relationship. I love sports, I love ice cream, I love coffee, I love my children, my parents, my granddaughter, my dog. But when it comes to my wife, I don’t just love my wife, I am IN LOVE with my wife. I gotta be honest, I just don’t get it? Your wife or your husband has to be your confidant, your best friend, your lover! The one person you can share your dreams, your aspirations, and your fears with. Basically they are an extension of your soul. So how can you just love them? how can they not take your breath away? You consider yourself the SHIT don’t you? You’re the MAN or the WOMAN so the person you choose to spend the rest of your life with had to be the finest-hotest dime piece on the planet. They made you smile and happy when ever they came around, your knee’s would get weak and your heart pounded in your chest. You could not wait to touch them, to hug them, to kiss them and to show them off and brag about them to your friends and family. SO  WTF HAPPENED? When did you JUST start to love them? Think about it and talk about it. Now back up and get your hands off that key board. I can feel the heat from your hate coming from my screen. Talkin about, there goes Mr. breakitdowwwnnnn preaching to me bragging about how perfect he is, how great a husband he is and how his wife is a saint, Yada, Yada,Yada, Blah, Blah Blah. Being all negative and defensive. No I am doing no such thing and if you have read my post for any length of time you already know that. I know that a committed relationship is incredibly hard work and our first ten years were unbelievably difficult because we were so young and immature but we fought on. What I have grown to understand is that I have always been in love with my wife and she with me and we have both worked hard to keep each other in love with each other. I can get in-depth in another post on how my wife works to treat me like a man and her husband and how I treat her like a woman and my wife to keep us in love. But for now I still don’t understand how you can not be head over heals in love with your partner. How you can not Brag about them and show them off, protect them, encourage them, respect them. Shit I don’t know? now I’m just rambling on. You tell me if I’m wrong. I can take it.  

I love this version of this video because it conveys the passion that is being so IN LOVE with your partner that the thought of losing them will crush you and every day it will rain. Play it in full view and play it loud so you can see how intense and powerful Bruno Mars sings this song.

amazing lyrics.
“If you ever leave me baby, leave some morphine at my door, Cuz it would take a whole lot of medication, To realise what we used to have  we don’t have it anymore.
There’s no religion that could save me, no matter how long my knees are on the floor.(ooooh) so keep in mind all the sacrifices I’m making, to keep you by my side, and keep you from walking out the door
[Chorus] Cuz there’ll be no sunlight, if I lose you baby. There’ll be no clear skies, if I lose you baby and Just like the clouds pass, my eye’s would do the same, If you walk away, every day it will rain, rain, rain.

Directed by: Phil Pinto & Bruno Mars.

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Yea! i read your’e shit! .2


Stoopid HouseWives = Great site / You not reading and following this site = You Stooooooopid!  This is one straight Gangsta and powerful site with a cult like following of rabid fans and Haters. Why do I call this site Gangsta? Because they pull no punches when it comes to shouting out those silly housewives franchises with inside scoop and dirt. They get up all in their faces with photos and videos. I have not ever even seen a single episode of any of the housewives shows but I am hooked on this site. (On the down low of course cause Gangsta’s like me don’t pay attention to this shit). Why do I call this site Powerful? Because they F**k’n are!! I get on average 10 hit’s per day JUST from being on their blogroll and when they actually recommended one of my post – it received over 600 hits in only 12 hours! And over 1,500 in the last few months. So you see in my little world they are pretty BAD ASS! So go read their shit already…

Lafemmeroar:  No I did not mis-spell it.  No I have no idea how you pronounce it. Is it french or just dyslexic?  WTF I have no clue! What I do know is how funny and kool it is and how quickly it has gained popularity (of course it’s because I discovered her! I think I was one of her very first followers. I’m probably lying, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! I also came up with the name B.A.D.CLUB) ( bad ass dudes) To try to fend off her wildly popular CRAZY CHICKS CLUB! She also has a great question of the week or month or get to know you better or some shit like that series that gives women more opportunity to talk and talk and talk.  Bottom line is if you are a woman, you should be in her club and if you’re a dude you should at least check out this site so you can  gather some intel.  O-Yea one more thing she has a fascination with schlongs and cooking them or cutting them up. so when I read her site I wear a schlong protector. You have been warned. Ha Ha this was fun!

***My fellaz I will get to you guys in my next set im just seating the women so they can have a front row view to our GREATNESS! and Lizzie you also will be in my next set, I’m just waiting for my restraining order against you to be approved because I think you a little dangerous. Kidding I’m just stupid and having some fun. (please don’t kill me)

Wellshutmymouth:  Yea I know what you are thinking, Yea boy here we go Pete’s gonna break down a porn site!  No dumb asses get your mind out of the gutter!  This place belongs to my dear Miss Sassy who is an absolute joy to read. Yea I discovered her also just like Linda. I was instrumental in getting her Grammy nominated you know! (starting to see a delusional pattern developing here)  Here is her latest post http://wellshutmymouth.com/2012/01/03/new-year-same-bitch/#more-297  See what I mean she is out of control. and so is her site. In just about 6 months she has over 325 followers and close to 500 facebook likes. She’s from Texas so you know why her mouth is so big – everything is bigger in texas. She is madly in love with her man Mr. H and has a son she calls B. I guess the family is poor and can’t afford full names? So maybe we hold a fund-raiser for her down the road. Go check her out and let me know what you think.

PDWMS:  This is one of my PRO’S. Here we go again NO it’s not about porn, she is not a working girl. Wait, Wait Pump the brakes. Wait a minute come to think of it she is a working girl, A hard-working, business owning Accountant. Don’t stop reading and skip to the next review. Thinking that this is a boring site with a stick up the ass accountant talking numbers. It is far from it. And yes I can say stick up the ass and not be disrespectful because she herself in her welcome page lets you know that after the 15th she herself pulls it out and the party is on! Women will love her because her only purpose in life is to rebuild MEN. Dont know why we need rebuilding because I think we are already perfect! Maybe it’s because she is a Magna cum laude, 3 college degrees holding, poker playing, Paris trained at cordon blue cook, and attention whore, who lives in snooty Simi valley california. You know she is loaded. Her name is Paula D. Williams and she probably got her money from divorcing  Billy D. Williams and is the sister of    Wendy Williams. Ha, Ha I just made that up but it rhymes and you know I’m an inspiring rapper, Yea Boooy! Oh shit this sounds rough I know but I swear I took it from her about me page and just spun it for some laughs. She knows I love her, she is so kool and fun! Go check her out and tell her I KID, I KID!  My dudes you need to read her site so you can see what crazy women think about us and will better be able to watch your backs.  **P.S. tell the truth, she looks like a fine hot ass version of Oprah. right, right call me back let me know!** ON A SERIOUSE NOTE:  This is what I am talking about when I say believe in the greatness that is you, here is a strong, INDEPENDENT, woman who is happy in her life and has fed her soul!!!

Coupletastic:  Ok now I have to get serious because I think this women is a doctor and a professional (HOT looking) couples counselor and I might need her services in the near future, if I keep messing with people here on W.P. and they complain to my wife and she beats my ass! Plus Kristin, Yea that’s her name. Also has a master’s degree in psychology so I’m scarred of her, she might do one of those reverse psychology things on me and I’m f’d up enough already on my own thank you very much. On a serious note: Her site is full of great resources and great advice. I hope to team up with her in the future as she has similar views on marriage and relationships as I do. And after all the joking and fun my true goal is to inspire and believe in the greatness that is you!

** Please click thru and follow some of these great sites!  So i don’t feel like the 200 hours it took me to write this shit was  a waste.  And would it kill you to like this post or leave a comment?

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I don’t LOVE my WIFE!


NO I don’t love my wife, “I am IN LOVE with my wife!!” My friends let’s get this straight, if you are not IN LOVE with your committed partner then you need to put in some serious overtime into your relationship. I love sports, I love ice cream, I love coffee, I love my children, my parents, my granddaughter, my dog. But when it comes to my wife, I don’t just love my wife, I am IN LOVE with my wife. I gotta be honest, I just don’t get it? Your wife or your husband has to be your confidant, your best friend, your lover! The one person you can share your dreams, your aspirations, and your fears with. Basically they are an extension of your soul. So how can you just love them? how can they not take your breath away? You consider yourself the SHIT don’t you? You’re the MAN or the WOMAN so the person you choose to spend the rest of your life with had to be the finest-hotest dime piece on the planet. They made you smile and happy when ever they came around, your knee’s would get weak and your heart pounded in your chest. You could not wait to touch them, to hug them, to kiss them and to show them off and brag about them to your friends and family. SO  WTF HAPPENED? When did you JUST start to love them? Think about it and talk about it. Now back up and get your hands off that key board. I can feel the heat from your hate coming from my screen. Talkin about, there goes Mr. breakitdowwwnnnn preaching to me bragging about how perfect he is, how great a husband he is and how his wife is a saint, Yada, Yada,Yada, Blah, Blah Blah. Being all negative and defensive. No I am doing no such thing and if you have read my post for any length of time you already know that. I know that a committed relationship is incredibly hard work and our first ten years were unbelievably difficult because we were so young and immature but we fought on. What I have grown to understand is that I have always been in love with my wife and she with me and we have both worked hard to keep each other in love with each other. I can get in-depth in another post on how my wife works to treat me like a man and her husband and how I treat her like a woman and my wife to keep us in love. But for now I still don’t understand how you can not be head over heals in love with your partner. How you can not Brag about them and show them off, protect them, encourage them, respect them. Shit I don’t know? now I’m just rambling on. You tell me if I’m wrong. I can take it.   ****quick update****Check out this post – Things i know to be true and let me know what you think? I want her to feel welcome into our Blog Fam…. http://betweenyesterdayandtoday.wordpress.com/2012/01/04/things-i-know-to-be-true/

I love this version of this video because it conveys the passion that is being so IN LOVE with your partner that the thought of losing them will crush you and every day it will rain. Play it in full view and play it loud so you can see how intense and powerful Bruno Mars sings this song.

amazing lyrics.
“If you ever leave me baby, leave some morphine at my door, Cuz it would take a whole lot of medication, To realise what we used to have  we don’t have it anymore.
There’s no religion that could save me, no matter how long my knees are on the floor.(ooooh) so keep in mind all the sacrifices I’m making, to keep you by my side, and keep you from walking out the door
[Chorus] Cuz there’ll be no sunlight, if I lose you baby. There’ll be no clear skies, if I lose you baby and Just like the clouds pass, my eye’s would do the same, If you walk away, every day it will rain, rain, rain.

Directed by: Phil Pinto & Bruno Mars.

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Yea – i read your’e shit!


There is such an amazing wealth of talent in the blogosphere. You can spend hours laughing or crying or ranting and throwing shit at your screen. You can get informed, educated, inspired or you can just zone out in amazement at how fucked  up other people’s lives are. I follow and read some amazing sites that I want to share with you for FREE! Because I am a wonderous soul, A handsome super genius of a man. A super man among meer mortals. I have never farted. My shit does not stink. My feet smell like roses. I am THE MOST INTERESTING MAN ON EARTH. Are you inspired, informed or educated yet?  Ha, Ha I’m just an old fool whose family treats him like a mushroom. (you know keep me in the dark and feed me shit all day). Ok back to the post before my meds wear put. This will be a continuing series, I will tell you in groups of 5 who I read and why so that you can decide if they have some thing of interest for you. If so then click on their photo and go and check them out. If you are one of the sites I follow; be very afraid right now because I have no idea what I might say about you!

You know how famous or important people like to name drop other famous people so they can make themselves look more interesting? No you don’t? Well I do because I am on a first name basis with a bona fide Grammy nominated singer, song writer and F-BOMB slinging diva LINDA CHORNEY. What up LIN! I can call her that cause we kool like that. As you can see she has a professionally designed web site and blog so she is probably loaded, you know in the billions. But she is as real, raw and down to earth as you can get. She has a pretty cool husband also, I will talk about him behind his back later. Her site goes off in a hundred directions. Some times she’s funny,some times she is just pissed at the world. So be careful with your comments because she WILL get in your ass! I think she drinks the Koolaid but that’s ok don’t hold it against her. She travels around the world. Has pictures with the Boss (Bruce) and is in love with Sir. Paul. I think she even sniffed the seat where he once sat after seeing him in the park. Well worth your time to check her out. And after you follow her you can do some name dropping of your own. But don’t call her Lin cause you don’t got it like that!

BREAKING NEWS! THIS POST WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE PUBLISHED FOR A FEW DAYS, BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THAT LINDA HAS I REPEAT HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR A GRAMMY. SO I WILL PUBLISH IT TODAY AND COMPLETE THE OTHER 4 IN THIS FIRST LIST OF 5 IN A FEW DAYS! CONGRATULATIONS LINDA & SCOTT!!! DON’T FORGET US LITTLE PEOPLE………

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With a little help from my friends


I started this blog with a simple goal;   “My goal is to educate the youth. To encourage them to believe in their full potential. To help them recognise whats positive in their lives. To offer a voice and a platform for those who are suffering in silence from homophobia, bigotry, bullying, fear or just simply lost without direction and no one to speak to. I want to help stop the mental and physical abuse against women and children” Why now? As many of you my incredible readers and contributors already know, I am the father of 3 daughters, I have been married for 35 years to the same amazing woman, I was raised by a loving mother and  now have a 5-year-old granddaughter. (all women all the time, my entire life) So you see I have always been Pro-Women, Pro-Children and Anti-Hate. Why now? Why start this site in the last year? I have always been encouraging, teaching, motivating and breaking it down on a smaller, personal level with those around me. Then as many of you already know last year i suffered a traumatic brain injury and was knocking on death’s door. But thankfully nobody was home to answer so here i was recovering for almost a year and thinking how I had not contributed enough to life and how I believed that i was not worthy of the second chance at life. While recovering and stuck in my room for months on end I started to go on-line and just read news stories and endlessly research WEB MD for answers to why me! What I found was some amazing support groups. That led me to some amazing people who had personal blogs that i read and found comfort, and insite and answers to some of my questions and fears. Holy shit Batman, you Old Ass, Dumb Ass shit for brains how come you don’t know about this Blog shit! What the fuck there chuck this is how you can help and pay it forward. This second chance shit! So I started typing simply hoping and believing that if a few people found it and read it that it would be worth doing. What I did not know was how many people would read it and how many amazing friends I would meet and how many would contribute with their comments, life experiences and teachings. People like http://ladywithatruck.wordpress.com/    http://mysterycoach.wordpress.com/     http://lindachorney.wordpress.com/ http://itsmythoughts11.wordpress.com/  http://lornasvoice.wordpress.com/  http://hollyjb.wordpress.com/ http://amorsthoughts.wordpress.com/  http://lafemmeroar.wordpress.com/  http://lifeandquestions.wordpress.com/ http://coupletastic.wordpress.com/  http://secondphase.wordpress.com/   http://aprillugod.wordpress.com/http://pdwms.wordpress.com/    http://wordsfallfrommyeyes.wordpress.com/ http://liferealities.wordpress.com/http://drinkswellwithothers.wordpress.com/  http://stoopidhousewives.wordpress.com/  http://auroramorealist.wordpress.com/http://booksphotographsandartwork/  http://wellshutmymouth.com/2011/10/12/people-are-talking-thank-goodness/        http://undertheabaya.wordpress.com/http://sparkylaurie.wordpress.com/   http://guesswhatididtoday.wordpress.com/  http://justsimplyinlove.wordpress.com/http://pdasbarbara.wordpress.com/     http://angryrantdotcom.wordpress.com/  http://whyfatherhoodrocks.wordpress.com/http://booksphotographsandartwork.wordpress.com/  http://youngamericanwisdom.com/      http://friendtoyourself.wordpress.com/http://fadynichphotos.wordpress.com/

Bottom line: I could STOP writing now and be extremely satisfied. Because if you are a young person or some one depressed, lost, lonely, in a great marriage, poor marriage or what ever! You can simply go to any of these sites and laugh or cry or rant or smile or get professional advice or join the crazy chicks club or get your ass handed to you if you mess with Linda or Greyson jack or laugh at those Stoopid Housewives. This is some crazy shit, I wrote all this crazy dribble because i was moved by some of the comments on my (Because You Are Bitch) post and i wanted to share some of them with you. So here they are. Hope you enjoy them. And if you do enjoy this site, Then please pass it along, promote it and lets see if we together can help someone out there who needs a shoulder from some friends to lean on!

Abuse, abusive relationships… It’s so easy to dish out advice unless you are living it or have lived it.
It’s never as simple as “get up and get out” if only…
Anyway Im not in the mood to say anymore… Subject is too close to home for me… Another time maybe…
But stop saying get out… Coz do u know anyone that got out coz he/she was told to… No never… They don’t … They can’t… It takes more than that… A lot more… A helluva lot more…

Submitted on 2011/10/11 at 7:44 pm | In reply to Aneesa.

AWESOME! Thank you. Please, Please, Please i only replied so seriously because i felt your pain and anger and i did not want to be responsible for causing it. I wanted you to know that i do not take the subject lightly. That it’s probably nearest to my heart and this is why the blog exist to bring awareness to it and to find people like yourself to offer opinions and life experiences and maybe some one can be helped. I really enjoy your blog it shows how creative and artistic you are. Please join me and contribute your voice to any conversation that we have here. It’s not all gloomy we have some fun also.

Submitted on 2011/10/10 at 7:05 pm | In reply to Aneesa.

Honey, he just wants to see people living happy and not abused. He’s not being judgmental, he intents to convey his frustration (I think) as to how horrible it all really is and it’s (as you know) all over, It’s so sad, it’s horrible. I was in an abusive relationship when I was younger, 21 through about 23 years old and I left. I understand that it’s difficult to leave these situations, and I understand how difficult it may be to support a person who is in one.

Honey, I wish I had the magic words to get through to a person who is involved in these types of relationships to make them leave. This is what Pete is kinda saying too. (sorry Pete not trying to speak for you) This is a very sentitive topic. I like his strong stand on it because I’ve been there and it’s unacceptable. It’s not okay … Come’er honey (((( HUGS ))))

 Submitted on 2011/10/10 at 8:02 pm | In reply to breakitdownpete.

The emotional scars never go away… They stay forever like open wounds seeping blood and ooze…

It’s ripped our family apart. Even years on the accusations fly left right and centre.

I did write something on it one day as I didnt want to write about the abuse but more off the effects of how routine and mechanical it becomes.

You made some very good points in this post, one thing I appreciated was that you acknowledged leaving is easier said than done. Surprisingly society in general is not very understanding or compassionate towards the victim, especially if the victim goes back. .

I used to think I would never allow any man to abuse me; because I had never been there I didn’t understand why “women” didn’t just leave. What people don’t realize is that (as you said) the abuse starts small, it can be subtle and insidious. By the time the victim even realizes they are in danger they have lost so much of their independence and their support system that they feel helpless.

People may mistakenly believe it is dependent needy women with low self esteem that get sucked into the web of the abuser. But often it is the exact opposite, the independent woman presents a challenge and the abuser has to be very cunning and devious to ensure they control the victim.

If the victim does leave the abuser will try anything, say anything to get them back, they will apologize, admit they were wrong, promise counseling, threaten, cry, and become the sweet passive guy they were in the beginning.

I cover the signs and types of abuse in my blog in-depth, because at 43 I got involved in an abusive relationship and I, like you want to shake people, scream, make them understand that it is a very complex problem. Just leave can be dangerous advice and “tough love” or withdrawing support because the person went back can put the person’s life in jeopardy .

I had never been abused before, I was a strong independent woman and I stayed/went back for 10 yrs. The abuse got so bad I would probably be dead now if I would have stayed. By the time I left I had no support from my family and was too embarrassed to ask for help from my friends.

The abuse was subtle, there were no black eyes, but he had managed to get me fired, evicted, destroyed my business, sabotaged my vehicle, alienated me from my family so I had NO support system, (my mother and step dad gave him exactly what he wanted` me with nowhere to go), he spied on me, video taped me without my knowledge, broke my phone and.laptop and destroyed any thing of sentimental value to me. I can not explain how twisted this man was or how absolutely mentally and emotionally beaten down I was.

I had given up trying to defend my boundaries, values and feelings in an attempt to find peace because it was just too much work. I credit his sister with saving my life, she came to live with us and she was my staunch advocate, time and time again she reaffirmed I wasn’t crazy, she was my second pair of eyes that confirmed it wasn’t my imagination, she was the voice of reason when he was telling me I was insane and paranoid.
I have been out for 11 months and I am nowhere near healed, the emotional and mental scars go so deep, they haunt my dreams still. Just this week I woke up crying because I had dreamed he was laughing while I cried.
(((((((Aneesa)))))) hugs to you! I feel your pain and understand your frustration, and MC you are such a special person, so kind and wise.
BidPete thank you for speaking out about a very serious problem and sharing your experiences. My son was out of the house when I was involved with this man but he did live with me for a period of time and he tried to defend me and it put him in danger. I didn”t tell him what was happening when I went back because I was afraid he’d either kill the guy or get killed trying. It is a horrible thing for a child to endure, especially a boy. The hatred my son has for the guy is scary.

 
 
 
 
 
 

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