Yea! i read your’e shit! .2

Stoopid HouseWives = Great site / You not reading and following this site = You Stooooooopid!  This is one straight Gangsta and powerful site with a cult like following of rabid fans and Haters. Why do I call this site Gangsta? Because they pull no punches when it comes to shouting out those silly housewives franchises with inside scoop and dirt. They get up all in their faces with photos and videos. I have not ever even seen a single episode of any of the housewives shows but I am hooked on this site. (On the down low of course cause Gangsta’s like me don’t pay attention to this shit). Why do I call this site Powerful? Because they F**k’n are!! I get on average 10 hit’s per day JUST from being on their blogroll and when they actually recommended one of my post – it received over 600 hits in only 12 hours! And over 1,500 in the last few months. So you see in my little world they are pretty BAD ASS! So go read their shit already…

Lafemmeroar:  No I did not mis-spell it.  No I have no idea how you pronounce it. Is it french or just dyslexic?  WTF I have no clue! What I do know is how funny and kool it is and how quickly it has gained popularity (of course it’s because I discovered her! I think I was one of her very first followers. I’m probably lying, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! I also came up with the name B.A.D.CLUB) ( bad ass dudes) To try to fend off her wildly popular CRAZY CHICKS CLUB! She also has a great question of the week or month or get to know you better or some shit like that series that gives women more opportunity to talk and talk and talk.  Bottom line is if you are a woman, you should be in her club and if you’re a dude you should at least check out this site so you can  gather some intel.  O-Yea one more thing she has a fascination with schlongs and cooking them or cutting them up. so when I read her site I wear a schlong protector. You have been warned. Ha Ha this was fun!

***My fellaz I will get to you guys in my next set im just seating the women so they can have a front row view to our GREATNESS! and Lizzie you also will be in my next set, I’m just waiting for my restraining order against you to be approved because I think you a little dangerous. Kidding I’m just stupid and having some fun. (please don’t kill me)

Wellshutmymouth:  Yea I know what you are thinking, Yea boy here we go Pete’s gonna break down a porn site!  No dumb asses get your mind out of the gutter!  This place belongs to my dear Miss Sassy who is an absolute joy to read. Yea I discovered her also just like Linda. I was instrumental in getting her Grammy nominated you know! (starting to see a delusional pattern developing here)  Here is her latest post  See what I mean she is out of control. and so is her site. In just about 6 months she has over 325 followers and close to 500 facebook likes. She’s from Texas so you know why her mouth is so big – everything is bigger in texas. She is madly in love with her man Mr. H and has a son she calls B. I guess the family is poor and can’t afford full names? So maybe we hold a fund-raiser for her down the road. Go check her out and let me know what you think.

PDWMS:  This is one of my PRO’S. Here we go again NO it’s not about porn, she is not a working girl. Wait, Wait Pump the brakes. Wait a minute come to think of it she is a working girl, A hard-working, business owning Accountant. Don’t stop reading and skip to the next review. Thinking that this is a boring site with a stick up the ass accountant talking numbers. It is far from it. And yes I can say stick up the ass and not be disrespectful because she herself in her welcome page lets you know that after the 15th she herself pulls it out and the party is on! Women will love her because her only purpose in life is to rebuild MEN. Dont know why we need rebuilding because I think we are already perfect! Maybe it’s because she is a Magna cum laude, 3 college degrees holding, poker playing, Paris trained at cordon blue cook, and attention whore, who lives in snooty Simi valley california. You know she is loaded. Her name is Paula D. Williams and she probably got her money from divorcing  Billy D. Williams and is the sister of    Wendy Williams. Ha, Ha I just made that up but it rhymes and you know I’m an inspiring rapper, Yea Boooy! Oh shit this sounds rough I know but I swear I took it from her about me page and just spun it for some laughs. She knows I love her, she is so kool and fun! Go check her out and tell her I KID, I KID!  My dudes you need to read her site so you can see what crazy women think about us and will better be able to watch your backs.  **P.S. tell the truth, she looks like a fine hot ass version of Oprah. right, right call me back let me know!** ON A SERIOUSE NOTE:  This is what I am talking about when I say believe in the greatness that is you, here is a strong, INDEPENDENT, woman who is happy in her life and has fed her soul!!!

Coupletastic:  Ok now I have to get serious because I think this women is a doctor and a professional (HOT looking) couples counselor and I might need her services in the near future, if I keep messing with people here on W.P. and they complain to my wife and she beats my ass! Plus Kristin, Yea that’s her name. Also has a master’s degree in psychology so I’m scarred of her, she might do one of those reverse psychology things on me and I’m f’d up enough already on my own thank you very much. On a serious note: Her site is full of great resources and great advice. I hope to team up with her in the future as she has similar views on marriage and relationships as I do. And after all the joking and fun my true goal is to inspire and believe in the greatness that is you!

** Please click thru and follow some of these great sites!  So i don’t feel like the 200 hours it took me to write this shit was  a waste.  And would it kill you to like this post or leave a comment?


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27 responses to “Yea! i read your’e shit! .2

  1. Hi,
    we will reblog it here if you agree with link!

  2. Best blog reviews I’ve ever read. I’ll be checking them out on your recommendation.

  3. This just in….Rex Ryan predicts that his J-E-T-S, Mess, Mess, Mess will NOT be taking part in today’s action. He finally got one right.

  4. Fun stuff Pete. And good luck this evening with those New York Football Giants.

    • No luck needed! The blue vortex has been spotted in San Fran where their offensive line has come down with a bad case of the scaredy cat runs!!! Also 3 strange sightings have been reported of what they are calling SUPER WIDE RECEIVERS. And now there are seismic readings coming from something they are calling GROUND AND POUND? Also the medical community is on high alert for a high incidence of bloody noses.

  5. I’m a big fan of Lafemme – you gotta love a woman (femme) who tells it like it is!

  6. You sound like a very powerful and influential man. Can you put some magic on my site? I will be sure to check out those blogs.

  7. Raven of Leyla

    Oh hey now breakitdownpete,
    This is my first reading of your blog, what a hoot!!! It took so many hours to write this post, you are dedicated and thourough too! Let me add funny. I am honored by your add 😀

  8. steview

    fun site and you really make “my little grey cells” work overtime. Thanks Pete

  9. Great job, Pete! You are the master at referring us lucky enough to know you to some great sites. I’m one of Lafemmeroar’s Crazy Chicks, so I know all about her and them. But the others, well, I guess I’ll have to make your 200 hours of labor worth it… 😉

  10. OH for Petes SAKE….am I gonna get arrested for leaving a comment? Fricking Hell man I get a little random and geez Louise! 🙄 Oh well WTF everybody needs to have at least one restraining order taken out on them just for shits and giggles. You rock the shit anyways. My last almost ex husband’s name is Pete – Its not you I would kill….I don’t have a clue where you would get that idea – the scissors are just for show anyways – they are left handed and although I am too – I can’t use them for nuthin. So don’t be skird. I’m basically harmless….. 🙂 and yea – I read your shit too!!!!!
    🙂 Peace

  11. Pete, I love this! I was in the middle of a VERY boring finance meeting when I first read it. They weren’t really happy with me when I busted up laughing. Well, screw ’em if they can’t take a joke. Not only are you yourself one of my favorites, you’ve introduced me to some great blogs as well. So much for my tax-season productivity. Thanks! 🙂

  12. Pete – you seriously ROCK! Thanks for reading my shit. 🙂
    While I’m not a doctor or a professional counselor, I do have a MA in psych and I apparently play one on the Internet.
    I’d love to team up with you on a post! Just say “when”. 🙂
    Thanks again!

  13. Oh my “schlongness”! I love how you described my blog. And I just got my latest CCC member today! Thank you so much for recognizing my blog … it means so much to me that a “gentleman schlong” is on my side. And you definitely don’t need to wear a protective cup when visiting my blog. My recipes, Schlongisms and other wackiness will never harm a member of the B.A.D. Club 🙂

  14. My blog had better start making money because I spend more time reading blogs than working. There are so many talented writers out here in blogger territory. Thanks for the suggestions and I’ll be checking them out for sure.

  15. Nice post!
    Can we use couple paragraphes for our site ?

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