Horrible Bosses Review


Horrible Bosses on blue ray is a must own DVD! This is one funny ass movie, great cast and fast paced. 3 best buds Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis, Charlie Day work for absolute nightmare bosses. one is an overbearing pretentious scumbag played by Kevin Spacey. One is a total douche bag played by colin farrell and the 3rd. played by Jennifer Aniston is a super hot man-eater, dear lord why can’t she be my boss? I’ve been a good boy. The fellas all have a horrible existence at their jobs and during a night out drinking get the bright idea that killing their bosses is their only option. But because they are whiter than a klu Klux klan sheet they decide that they will need a murder consultant, enter Mother fucker (aka) Jamie Fox who quickly takes advantage of their dumb asses, takes their money and inspires the brilliant plan where each guy kills each others boss. What ensues is a lot of funny moments. If you enjoyed The Hangover or Bridesmaids you will love this movie. If you are a dude. Get ready for some serious eye candy. Jennifer Aniston is drop dead gorgeous and a dirty, sexy as hell woman. One of her funniest lines is when she is in her office (she is a dentist) almost naked, her doctors jacket is fully un-buttoned and she has nothing on underneath and you will find yourself begging for the double-sided tape that you know is holding that jacket from opening up and making your dreams come true, to fail! She sits down behind her desk and says “did you see my pussy” I swear I felt 2 drops of pee come out while I was laughing out loud. Holy mother of every thing that is right in the world, this is one fine ass woman. What she does to a banana should be against the law! I turned to my wife and said BABY if Jennifer knocks on our door, you gotta go! you gotta get out! don’t pack anything, just get out! i will buy you all new shit! She turned and said WHY I GOTTA GET OUT, WE WILL BOTH DO HER!  I said MY MAN! gave her a fist bump, put my arm around her and continued to watch the movie. And this ladies and gentlemen is why i love my wife and why we have been together for almost 40 years. Fun and fast movie!

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  2. What you said to your wife almost made me pee in my pants. That is the funniest thing I’ve read in a very long time. If she came knocking on our door, man, I would, I would just go because if John Hamm ever came knocking, I’d throw my husband out the window. Now I have to see that movie.

    • It’s all true. After 35 years there is so much love and respect between us that we can have fun like that. Besides she knows im just an old fool. Like she always tells me, you can dream hunny because i’m the only woman in the world who wants your broke down ass! I already know who’s bed you gonna be in when they kick you to the curb! Love my woman!

  3. I thoroughly enjoyed the the movie Pete. I mean I would watch any movie with Jenny in it. 🙂

  4. Jen Anniston seemed to get glowing reviews for her portrayal of a HUGE slut in this filick!
    Interesting…

  5. If the movie is even HALF as funny as the review, I’m gonna LOVE it!! Thanks, Pete!

    • I give you my exclusive tail light guarantee,* * (when i can’t see your cars tail lights in the distant the guarantee is over)

      • Pete – saw it on vacation last week (yes, based solely on your review). Absolutely loved it. Nearly peed my pants laughing. Thanks!!

        • I knew you would because (a) I know you, your like my much older sister, shit i meen my younger sister. And (b) the stick is still out for at least a few more weeks. P.S. If the rest of you want to know what the hell i am talking about with the stick thing? Go to her about me page and find out for your self!!!!

  6. mysterycoach

    I have seen exactly 1/2 of this movie twice! I fell asleep on it! LOL … I have to see the other half, but watching it twice 1/2 way through I was laughing my ass off, cursing at the screen at that s.o.b., guy who he threw out the window by his tie! I believe I was cheering! YES toss his butt out the window! SCORE!!!!! LOL 🙂 Yup. I loved what I saw, I just have to see the other half. 🙂

    • It’s called Narcolepsy they have meds for it. I kid! Hope its not my blog puting you to sleep? I kid. You have to see the rest of it, i f you have any butt left that is. It is so much fun. Let us know what you think of the rest of the movie.

      • mysterycoach

        ROFL! No of course not. I want to try and see the rest of it tonight but I laugh so hard right from the beginning I restart it every time.

        I’ve already laughed half my butt off we’ll see what’s left after I watch the rest. LOL !

  7. Sounds like a funny movie. I have to laugh though, when I saw the title of the post I thought wow – I wonder if he has bosses as horrible as some of the ones I have 🙂

  8. Oh yes, I saw this and loved it. Jennifer was great in this one and really showed another acting side of her.

    • Ahhhh finally you are here! Now i can stop hoping. 1st. Thank you for your service! 2nd. all the best to your son. 3rd. thanks for the back up, i really enjoyed this movie. couldn’t tell about the acting, i was to busy trying to telepathically have her undress. I kid, I kid, trying to be funny since you kinda thought about the pimpin thing.

  9. Thanks for the review, Pete. Could use a whole truck load of funny right now. LOL Will keep an eye out for this one the next time I feel a rental coming on 🙂

  10. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to see this movie, but after your review I’ll definitely check it out on DVD 🙂

    • Glad to hear you enjoyed the review. I review movies like the average joe who goes to the movies to be entertained. Before i spend $10.00-$20.00 and 2 hrs. of my life, i would like to know if the movie is boring, really badly acted, offensive you know shit like that. I don’t need to know about the lighting, cinematography, score or the directors past history, things that all the professional critics give you but don’t tell you that the movie drags and bores you to death, they tell you the whole movie in the review of 5 pages. I just wan’t to quickly know am i going to be entertained and stay awake!

  11. OK, I’m sold. Adding this one to my “to watch” list for after I get through my October scary movie phase!

  12. Thanks for the recommendation. I’m always up for a laugh. 🙂

  13. Bridesmaids was crazy funny. My husband saw Horrible Bosses and said it was no where near as funny. Now I am just going to have to watch it myself.

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